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daniel_marlow ([personal profile] daniel_marlow) wrote2014-10-18 11:26 pm

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Uh...so Dr Abby called me and I kicked Greg so hard in his balls, he got testicular torsion or whatever and has to have emergency surgery to like...take one of them away.

And I can't decide if I'm really kind of upset at myself for causing another human actual lasting bodily harm, or if I'm just mostly pleased with the rather incredible poetic justice. I took one of his balls. I mean, I'm a terrible fucking human being, but- Balls.

Hahhahaa, try to fuck someone now, arsehole. (yeah, I know you still can with a monoball but shhh okay)

[identity profile] night-shadows.insanejournal.com 2014-10-18 12:20 pm (UTC)(link)
And if you think that's anything short of amazing, I'm going to start singing your praises every day while making sure you eat.

[identity profile] night-shadows.insanejournal.com 2014-10-18 12:22 pm (UTC)(link)
That is the weirdest thing you've said to me all week.

[identity profile] night-shadows.insanejournal.com 2014-10-18 12:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I did notice. Now go to bed, or you're grounded.

[identity profile] dylan-patrick.insanejournal.com 2014-10-18 12:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm going to have to agree with Gabe on this one, Danny.

[identity profile] dylan-patrick.insanejournal.com 2014-10-18 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Which is the precise reason I'm not afraid you're suddenly going to head out on the town, of a night, and start kicking bollocks off all higgledty-pigglety.

[identity profile] dylan-patrick.insanejournal.com 2014-10-18 12:43 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not without it's charms.

How are you doing tonight, Danny, joking aside?

[identity profile] dylan-patrick.insanejournal.com 2014-10-18 12:53 pm (UTC)(link)
You are neither disgusting nor pitiful, Danny. And I would lie down on my own sword before I took advantage or you or anything you told me.

If it helps, I'm really proud of you too. And then I'm prouder because you're proud, which is just a very strange cycle of pride.

[identity profile] dylan-patrick.insanejournal.com 2014-10-18 12:54 pm (UTC)(link)
That be what my lady sayeth!