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daniel_marlowUh...so Dr Abby called me and I kicked Greg so hard in his balls, he got testicular torsion or whatever and has to have emergency surgery to like...take one of them away.
And I can't decide if I'm really kind of upset at myself for causing another human actual lasting bodily harm, or if I'm just mostly pleased with the rather incredible poetic justice. I took one of his balls. I mean, I'm a terrible fucking human being, but- Balls.
Hahhahaa, try to fuck someone now, arsehole. (yeah, I know you still can with a monoball but shhh okay)
And I can't decide if I'm really kind of upset at myself for causing another human actual lasting bodily harm, or if I'm just mostly pleased with the rather incredible poetic justice. I took one of his balls. I mean, I'm a terrible fucking human being, but- Balls.
Hahhahaa, try to fuck someone now, arsehole. (yeah, I know you still can with a monoball but shhh okay)
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Date: 2014-10-18 12:43 pm (UTC)How are you doing tonight, Danny, joking aside?
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Date: 2014-10-18 12:50 pm (UTC)Uh...so there was what. See, I'm getting better at saying this shit! Really though...I'm coping. I wish you guys didn't know, but I'm not completely crushed by the fact that you do, and I'm really fucking proud of myself for that.
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Date: 2014-10-18 12:53 pm (UTC)If it helps, I'm really proud of you too. And then I'm prouder because you're proud, which is just a very strange cycle of pride.
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Date: 2014-10-18 12:54 pm (UTC)Thanks, Dylan. Of course it helps.
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Date: 2014-10-18 12:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-10-18 12:55 pm (UTC)