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[daniel_marlow]

Uh...so Dr Abby called me and I kicked Greg so hard in his balls, he got testicular torsion or whatever and has to have emergency surgery to like...take one of them away.

And I can't decide if I'm really kind of upset at myself for causing another human actual lasting bodily harm, or if I'm just mostly pleased with the rather incredible poetic justice. I took one of his balls. I mean, I'm a terrible fucking human being, but- Balls.

Hahhahaa, try to fuck someone now, arsehole. (yeah, I know you still can with a monoball but shhh okay)

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[daniel_marlow]

Thanks, Gabe. Maybe if I hear it enough, I'll believe it.

[night-shadows.insanejournal.com]

Daniel Zachary Marlow, do I need to remind you what you did today? You faced that man and pretended to be on his side so you could find out who else he had hurt. And why did you do that, Danny?

[daniel_marlow]

...so I could make sure they're okay...

[night-shadows.insanejournal.com]

And if you think that's anything short of amazing, I'm going to start singing your praises every day while making sure you eat.

[daniel_marlow]

You're like my Looneybin Mum.

[night-shadows.insanejournal.com]

That is the weirdest thing you've said to me all week.

[daniel_marlow]

Just stating the truth! While artfully avoiding your praise! Lalala!~

[night-shadows.insanejournal.com]

I did notice. Now go to bed, or you're grounded.

[daniel_marlow]

Hhehehhehehee!

[dylan-patrick.insanejournal.com]

I'm going to have to agree with Gabe on this one, Danny.

[daniel_marlow]

Shhhh, nooooo.

[dylan-patrick.insanejournal.com]

Shhh, yesssss.

[daniel_marlow]

I just had to know. And now that it turns out there are people, I...I have to help because not helping them makes no sense to me.

[dylan-patrick.insanejournal.com]

Which is the precise reason I'm not afraid you're suddenly going to head out on the town, of a night, and start kicking bollocks off all higgledty-pigglety.

[daniel_marlow]

But it is a pretty hilarious mental image!

[dylan-patrick.insanejournal.com]

It's not without it's charms.

How are you doing tonight, Danny, joking aside?

[daniel_marlow]

A hell of a lot better than I thought I'd be doing. Still shaky and horrified by the things he said, especially the parts I wish you guys didn't know. I didn't tell you that shit for a reason. I hadn't actually told anyone that, not the police and not the lawyers and not the therapists or Dr Abby. It makes me uncomfortable knowing you guys have that knowledge, you know? Like...you can picture that. You all can picture me like that, disgusting and pitiful and broken and I hate that. I never wanted anyone to know I'd gotten that bad. But I guess...in the end, I just have to trust that you guys won't take advantage of it.

Uh...so there was what. See, I'm getting better at saying this shit! Really though...I'm coping. I wish you guys didn't know, but I'm not completely crushed by the fact that you do, and I'm really fucking proud of myself for that.

[dylan-patrick.insanejournal.com]

You are neither disgusting nor pitiful, Danny. And I would lie down on my own sword before I took advantage or you or anything you told me.

If it helps, I'm really proud of you too. And then I'm prouder because you're proud, which is just a very strange cycle of pride.

[daniel_marlow]

Ouch, your sword's massive!

Thanks, Dylan. Of course it helps.

[dylan-patrick.insanejournal.com]

That be what my lady sayeth!

[daniel_marlow]

...omg